Welcome to our sporadic (and usually sarcastic) rants and raves as we navigate a 1st grade "ninja scientist", an almost 4 year old who thinks she's 20, the Air Force life, beach living, hurricanes, and everything in between.
Isn't that a lovely souvenier? Some hospitals send you home with handknit booties by the nice church ladies, but Andrews AFB gives you this treasure. Touching.
PRECIOUS BABY MOLLY. BETTER SEND THE SHIRT BACK. I WOULD LIKE YOU TO CLAIM THE BABE AS PERSONAL PROPERTY. HAS SHE HER DANCING PANTS ON ALREADY. YES,IT CERTAINLY IS A CHAIR BED. I GUESSED JAMES HAD PUT THE BOOKS OUT TO TEACH MOLLY TO READ. I ALSO THOUGHT HE WAS KEEPING HIS TRUCKS OUT OF HER WAY SO SHE WOULDN'T HURT HERSELF.
I am reporting you immediately for theft...in the best interest of your children. After all, you wouldn't want them to grow up with thieves as parents right? It is my civic duty.
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Isn't that a lovely souvenier? Some hospitals send you home with handknit booties by the nice church ladies, but Andrews AFB gives you this treasure. Touching.
PRECIOUS BABY MOLLY. BETTER SEND THE SHIRT BACK. I WOULD LIKE YOU TO CLAIM THE BABE AS PERSONAL PROPERTY. HAS SHE HER DANCING PANTS ON ALREADY. YES,IT CERTAINLY IS A CHAIR BED. I GUESSED JAMES HAD PUT THE BOOKS OUT TO TEACH MOLLY TO READ. I ALSO THOUGHT HE WAS KEEPING HIS TRUCKS OUT OF HER WAY SO SHE WOULDN'T HURT HERSELF.
I am reporting you immediately for theft...in the best interest of your children. After all, you wouldn't want them to grow up with thieves as parents right? It is my civic duty.
Wait, are those Virginia's pants?
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